Get ready because this month we've got a whole woolly crime wave on our hands. Forget Bonnie and Clyde; meet Nibbles and Kiwi.
Public Enemy #1: Nibbles, the Garden Bandit
First up is Nibbles, a certified bad girl who clearly believes the phrase “you reap what you sow” is a personal invitation. This fluffy felon didn't just break into Dad's garden once—she hit it twice.
While Dad was out there sweating for hours planting, watering, and tending his precious crops, Nibbles decided the garden was actually a 24-hour all-you-can-eat buffet created in her honor. She helped herself to the tomatoes, corn, raspberries, and anything else her greedy little mouth could reach. By the time she was done, the place looked like a salad bar after a s busy Saturday night.
RIP to the tomato plants, the corn, those beautiful raspberries… and dad's will to live.
Public Enemy #2: Kiwi, the Kibble Klepto
Then there's Kiwi. At first glance, you might think she'd follow in Nibbles' hoofsteps and go for the lush, green garden like any self-respecting sheep.
Wrong.
Kiwi has zero interest in our acre of greenery, the garden, or anything that actually grows out of the ground. No, this girl has gourmet taste of a completely different variety. Drum roll please…
Kiwi's newfound obsession? Dry dog kibble. That's right—plain, crunchy, budget-brand dog food. While Nibbles is shoving herself into the garden, Kiwi is sneaking onto the porch and into the dog bowls like a furry little raccoon with a wool coat.
Nothing says “I'm a rebel” quite like choosing processed kibble over fresh pasture.
Between Nibbles turning into the Queen of the Forbidden Feast while Kiwi declares herself the Queen of Kibble, life has never been more chaotic… or entertaining. Therefore, these hooligans have officially earned the well deserved title of Two Baa-d Sheep.