Satire
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In Praise of the Coostucky Chronicle
The Coostucky Chronicle trades in “fake local news, real Coos County nonsense” — and humor rooted in the place keeps the powerful honest and politics bearable.
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This Month’s Doggy Delinquent: Vada — A Girl With Expensive Taste, Terrible Timing, and the Face of Someone Who Would Never, Ever Do Such a Thing
A 12:30am porcupine encounter sent Vada to a 24-hour emergency vet in Springfield, where a $2,000 bill brought the family’s “free” dog to $12,000 in four years.
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Tactical Tea Party Ends in Complimentary Release
Satire from the Coostucky Chronicle: a North Bend dog complaint reportedly became an alleged crossbow standoff, ending with the suspect booked at the county jail and released.
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Fleece and Desist: Two Sheep Gone Full Rebel
Two sheep mount a household crime wave: Nibbles raids Dad's garden twice for tomatoes, corn and raspberries, while Kiwi ignores the pasture entirely and steals dry dog kibble off the porch.